Win NOIR by Christopher Moore!


We have 250 digital early audio downloads of Christopher Moore’s Noir to give away to 250 Riot readers! Two. Hundred. Fifty.

Here’s what it’s all about:

The absurdly outrageous, sarcastically satiric, and always entertaining New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore returns in finest madcap form with this zany noir set on the mean streets of post–World War II San Francisco, and featuring a diverse cast of characters, including a hapless bartender; his Chinese sidekick; a doll with sharp angles and dangerous curves; a tight-lipped Air Force general; a wisecracking waif; Petey, a black mamba; and many more—all perfectly performed by Johnny Heller! Special thanks to for supplying the digital audio downloads to the winners!

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